Telephone Exchange

Many people in Moseley have always believed that the Council hates us and many ways it is probably true. Yesterdays announcement by the Highways Department that at last the A449 was going to be re-routed through the centre of Moseley brought a general whoop of joy....

Duck and Cover

Not wishing to be left out by the hype and panic surrounding so called Bird Flu the Moseley Park and Pool Committee have come up with a novel Easter treat for the boys and girls of Moseley. On Easter Sunday all parents are encouraged to bring their children to the...

Twist and Shout

An unseemly row seems to have broken out between the residents of Kings Heath, Moseley and Balsall Heath as a result of the recent opening of the “Corridor of Death” (please note nobody actually died). Residents of the various areas are up in arms...

Baby Boom

The Weather Girls might well have thought that it was Raining Men but according to local gynaecologists it looks like Moseley is set for a bit of a Baby Shower. The recent record escalation in Moseley pregnancies has lead some quarters to call for drastic action....

Lights, Camera, Action

There was dancing in the streets when the Moseley Ward Committee announced it was going to allocate vast amounts of its considerable funds to providing us with an integrated CCTV system. On hearing the news some residents stated that even before the cameras have been...

That’s Ent-ertainment

To the sane and well balanced residents of Moseley it might sound like the stuff of fantasy but the great and good are actually intending to build a twenty five foot tall stainless steel representation of a talking tree. Moseley’s relationship with literary...