Simon Say’s

Simon says “Drug Frenzy”. Everyone wants to legalise drugs. The police, the media and politicians are all mad for it. The legalisation of marijuana has been dominating the national agenda recently, disregarding war crimes, famine and other problems that...

Give Us Back Our Scientists

A diplomatic storm was a brewin’ last week after shock stories of kidnapping and deceit emerged. Kings Heath residents claim that individuals in Moseley have been stealing their scientists. The diabolical human trade was uncovered when Birmingham University...

Road Kill

In a scene reminiscent of the seminal 70’s film “Convoy” Moseley was plunged into traffic chaos over the Easter weekend. A lorry pursued by the police was only brought to a halt after the intervention of a civically minded resident. The driver,...

Tory Candidates Racey Dreams

Local Kingstanding resident Ken Hardman will not be the new councillor for Moseley but his dreams of world fame are still alive. After the news that Marilyn from Home and Away lookalike David Coulthard may not be able to race in the forthcoming Spanish Grand Prix, Ken...

Hippy in Lone Road Protest

Moseley was roused by the plaintive whimpering of a lone hippy on Monday morning. In a tribute to the Reclaim The Streets movement the local eco warrior, who did not want to be named, took possession of King Edward Road at about 8:30 in the morning. After realising it...