by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Fears that there had an evolution in space and time and the creation of a multiverse were laid to rest last night, when it was releaved that the cause of the suspected “big bang 2” was actually a man’s fart. Fears were initially raised on Tuesday...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Angry residents shamelessly paraded themselves in front of the public convenience in Moseley this month. Belanced crusader Martin Mullaney organised this public display of anger after reports that the council were to close the local toilets in favour of coin operated...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Agents of stealth and the proletarian consciousness have struck against Eye On Moseley, in a bid to prevent any further dissemination of our wholesome and fulfilling news and information to the people of King’s Heath. While the perpetrators of the act are now...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Power Top 10
As Moseley once again becomes a bizarre mixture of TV stars and criminals a person of class and distinction is called for to lead us into the new year. That’s why Eye on Moseley is once again proud to announce the results of the “Most Powerful Person In...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Last Friday saw a stampede of hungry people racing through the centre of Moseley after unconfirmed rumours that the Evergreen Chinese takeaway were selling nice food. A local man told us “I was a bit hammered and I thought I’d get some food. Whenever I go...
