by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Researchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that “Moseley (is) a bit shit” after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima’s...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Millions of Hippies are expected to descend on Moseley park this week in what is described as “The Greatest Hippy Gathering on Earth”. Saddhu Ric Capon has personally been overseeing the development of what can only be called “a fucking huge...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
Hello again. Many thanks to those of you who wrote in to congratulate me on my self-portrait. Unlike Mr.Holdsworthy my art is not “an armless child…”. I would have to say that my art is more like the body of a size 20 woman forcibly constrained into...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Whilst the ongoing saga of fine democracy known as “The American Presidential Elections” continues, a Moseley resident has come forward to own up to his part in the farce. Local pervert and porn activist, “Sweaty” Dave MacDonald’s recent...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Christmas is upon us, and as usual it is time for a host of gloomy warning adverts, sponsored by large fascist organisations such as the Fire Brigade and the Police, explaining the perils of this and that over this jolliest of seasons. You can say what you like but...
