Moseley Mexicans Kidnapped By Regenerative Pirates!

Observant Mosele-ians may have noticed that our only Mexican restaurant has been shut down. Those who investigated closely may have thought that the business had been foreclosed against because they weren’t making any money because they made over-priced food that was...

We Are The Law

Moseley residents finally have cause for celebration, with a new era of right and justice taking the form of the much-heralded Moseley Street Wardens. In these days of spiralling street crime, mountains of litter and wanton street drinking, central Moseley was fast...

Intelligent Life “Outside Moseley” Shocker!

Prominent xenobiologist, Professor Michael Hawes, shocked Moseley today with the announcement that there could indeed by intelligent life outside Moseley. In what could be a career-threatening move, Professor Howes has published a paper in the Moseley Journal of...

Simon Say’s

It could be concluded from some of the previous Simon’s that I am an abrupt fascist, who bases hate filled judgements on empty stereotypes, showering fat strands of contempt on anyone and anything that rears it’s head at the wrong moment, whilst contributing nothing...

What do they want?

It’s election week and you know what that means don’t you? Yes there are people out there who want you to vote for them. But why the hell should you? Why should you bother to wander all the way to a school or even a community centre just to put a tick on a...