A Prince Of Males?

The Prince of Wales has long been known as “the” pub in Moseley to discuss child protection issues but recently they began a radical overhaul in order to attract the younger clientele. Little did they know what dark secrets they were about to uncover. As...

On Me Head Mate

Every pub needs a gimick. The Goose has scum that fight for money, the Elizabeth of York has a crap sculpture and useless staff. In order to maintain it’s prestigous position as the only pub in Moseley that doesn’t look like it came out of a box, Pat...

Hang ’em High

With crime rocketing out of control in Moseley it appears that a drastic solution is called for. Some may consider public hanging is a little too drastic but it is undeniable that the rotting corpse of a young criminal suspended thirty feet above Moseley High Street...

Façade Retention Company Suffers Prolapse

The company recently contracted to demolish the old Moseley Dance Centre, whilst retaining its Edwardian façade has overrun its mandate in a manner that spells doom for the quaint turn of the century atmosphere for which Moseley village has become so popular in recent...

Pay Or You Go.

We’ve all walked through the park on a sunny day, past the crowds of ganja smoking youngsters, and upon seeing a squirrel or bird thought “Aaaaah.”. Indeed most of us would probably think that having an abundance of animal and bird life would be a...