He’s Melting

News that Councillor Martin Mullaney ™ has been stripped of his role as a Councillor is apparently causing growing concern amongst his admittedly small band of supporters. Councillor Martin Mullaney ™ bravely exposed a local property developer as being a supporter of...

Pop-Up Piracy

Whilst we are all to happy to laugh at the knock about antics of Somalian pirates, recent events in Moseley have been entirely more sinister. Concerns for the safety of the pirate recently stolen from the Fighting Cocks are growing with every day that he remains...

House of Death IV

In a move that is likely to bemuse the older generation and excite those who consider themselves younger, the Ambler Death Corporation have signed up for an unlikely partnership with mega-gaming corporation Nintendo. With the recent release of House of the Dead...

We Own You

When one local resident recently gave birth to a beautiful bouncing baby boy she felt that a new exciting chapter of her life had begun. Unfortunately events took a sinister turn at the weekend when her decision to attend last years Moseley Folk Festival came back to...

Stoned Free

There is growing concern amongst Moseley’s drug using community that certain commitments made by the Scientologists may not be quite what they seem. Last year the Scientologists stunned Moseley when plans were leaked that they intended to build a temple of evil...