{"id":78,"date":"2005-08-04T19:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/moseley-not-as-shit-as-first-thought\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:06:00","slug":"moseley-not-as-shit-as-first-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Moseley &#8220;not as shit as first thought&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/1600\/nicemoseley.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/320\/nicemoseley.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nResearchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that &#8220;Moseley (is) a bit shit&#8221; after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima&#8217;s Delicatessen, thought to have been caused by panic buying and stockpiling by high society Moseleyites.<\/p>\n<p>An academic, who preferred to remain anonymous, said, &#8220;Yeah, well we looked at Edgbaston and decided that it&#8217;s got some nice houses and stuff, but the people are basically a bunch of inbred, donkey buggering necrophiliacs, who wouldn&#8217;t know style if it came up and kicked them in their equine soiled genitalia. And another thing&#8230;&#8221; We had to cut him short there.<\/p>\n<p>Whilst we at the Eye disagree with this opinion, we are relieved that Norwegian Yak cheese is once again available and abundant at Mr. Nima&#8217;s fine emporium. Praise be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Researchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that &#8220;Moseley (is) a bit shit&#8221; after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima&#8217;s Delicatessen, thought to have been caused by panic buying and stockpiling by high society Moseleyites. An [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[84,92],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story","tag-mr-nima","tag-nimas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-1g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}