FUCK FCUK ! Local people retched up their bilious guts today, coughing greasy breakfast chunks through their sensitive nasal membranes, as partially digested beans and egg spattered on their feet. All at the prospect of watching that advert. A spokesman for the local community said “It’s appalling on so many levels. Patronising, synthetic and grotesque. It’s much worse than the “musical” GAP adverts. They made me want to push a biro through my eye, but these adverts make me want to insert the nozzle of a cappuccino maker into my jap’s eye, and then I can steam all the hurt away.” Whatever subliminal, inane message these gallic potty-mouths are trying to convey with their confusing and obtuse advertising, they should be warned that the people of Moseley will fight courageously undoing kitsch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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