{"id":32,"date":"2005-08-04T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/theyre-breeding\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T18:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T18:13:00","slug":"theyre-breeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re Breeding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/1600\/zen1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/320\/zen1.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAs summer approaches so to does the mating season for the Zen. The holistic health shops that litter the streets of Moseley must mate once a year in order to propogate their species. This is a particularly worrying peice of news for all the other shops that are in between Alcester Road and Woodbridge Road.<\/p>\n<p>The manager of Kwik Save told us &#8220;Yeah we saw this happen in Bristol in 1982, one of our stores got crushed under a bloated lust filled health food shop it wasn&#8217;t pretty. My area manager is coming down to sort it out.&#8221;Many solutions have been proposed though the clear favourite is a defensive line of fun pubs that will cut across from the railway line to the top of Chantry Road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As summer approaches so to does the mating season for the Zen. The holistic health shops that litter the streets of Moseley must mate once a year in order to propogate their species. This is a particularly worrying peice of news for all the other shops that are in between Alcester Road and Woodbridge Road. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[22,57,140],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story","tag-chantry-road","tag-kwik-save","tag-zen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}