{"id":19,"date":"2005-08-04T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/simon-says-2\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T18:03:00","slug":"simon-says-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Simon Say&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/simon.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/simon.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe 1st &#8211; 6th of April is Smoking Week, for those of you who smoke, I want you to take it seriously over this time. 20 a day, smoke &#8217;til you turn grey and your throat bleeds. Blow the smoke from your cigarettes into the no smoking areas of restaraunts, into gym&#8217;s and into the faces of your friend&#8217;s pets. Stink up your houses and yourselves.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t smoke, take it up. I heavily recommend Mayfair fags. They&#8217;re cheap, so you can afford more. Ask your friend&#8217;s advice on how to smoke efficiently and with style. Experiment, broaden your social circle at work and at home. Meet better more interesting people who share a common love. It need not stop with friendship, many a marriage has been forged in the glow of a lit Silk Cut or Embassy.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to be a great person to smoke, but once you start it won&#8217;t be long until you are a great person. Look at the great celebrity smokers of our time, all successful men and women who have built careers off of their addiction to the performance enhancing powerof nicotine.<\/p>\n<p>Think faster, be sexier, live longer, live better &#8211; smoke!<\/p>\n<p>(Tobacco seriously damages health)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 1st &#8211; 6th of April is Smoking Week, for those of you who smoke, I want you to take it seriously over this time. 20 a day, smoke &#8217;til you turn grey and your throat bleeds. Blow the smoke from your cigarettes into the no smoking areas of restaraunts, into gym&#8217;s and into the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-simon-says"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}