{"id":172,"date":"2005-08-04T21:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/hang-em-high\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T21:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T21:44:00","slug":"hang-em-high","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=172","title":{"rendered":"Hang &#8217;em High"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/1600\/gallows.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/320\/gallows.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWith crime rocketing out of control in Moseley it appears that a drastic solution is called for. Some may consider public hanging is a little too drastic but it is undeniable that the rotting corpse of a young criminal suspended thirty feet above Moseley High Street is likely to have a strong deterrant effect.<\/p>\n<p>This extreme solution has been prompted by calls for justice from local animal rights campaigners, the police and local Muslims. Recently all concerned were outraged when feckless youths painted &#8220;Fuck the pigs&#8221; across the front of Woodbridge Road police station.<\/p>\n<p>A representative of a local animal rights group told us &#8220;It&#8217;s disgusting, the thought of violating a defenceless animal turns my stomach. We should take these bastards and talk to them in the only language they understand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The erection of a gallows on Moseley High Street has now been completed and we can expect the first public hanging to coincide with the next farmers market. It should be a cracking day out for all the family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With crime rocketing out of control in Moseley it appears that a drastic solution is called for. Some may consider public hanging is a little too drastic but it is undeniable that the rotting corpse of a young criminal suspended thirty feet above Moseley High Street is likely to have a strong deterrant effect. This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[138],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story","tag-woodbridge-road"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-2M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}