{"id":16,"date":"2005-08-04T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T18:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/moseley-not-as-hard-as-it-used-to-be\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T18:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T18:01:00","slug":"moseley-not-as-hard-as-it-used-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Moseley Not as Hard as it Used to Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style groups and a rigorous policy of shop lifting.<\/p>\n<p>One local criminal who was just released from a &#8220;stretch&#8221; in the &#8220;Green&#8221; said, &#8220;I used to be proud to say I came from Moseley, you used to be able to deal drugs openly in Woodbridge Road and there was even a stabbing in the Fighting Cocks once. Now whenever I see my mates in Kings Heath they laugh and call me hippy boy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We challenged the Police on what they were going to do to help this under priviledged group and they said &#8220;You are joking aren&#8217;t you, first you tell us you  want less crime, now you want more. Why don&#8217;t they go and get jobs like everybody else?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In an impassioned speech at the meeting a spokesman said &#8220;In Balsall Heath they have guns and crack whore&#8217;s, the only rocks you can get round here are the healing kind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Last night there was a glimmer of hope after it was announced that the council will be installing CCTV through out Balsall Heath. With a bit of luck and a trailing wind the new system might displace crime to Moseley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style groups and a rigorous policy of shop lifting. One local criminal who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[15,29,37,55,100],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story","tag-balsall-heath","tag-criminals","tag-fighting-cocks","tag-kings-heath","tag-police"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}