{"id":154,"date":"2005-08-04T21:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/chantry-road-menace-club\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T21:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T21:30:00","slug":"chantry-road-menace-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Chantry Road Menace Club!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/1600\/tennisgrass1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/320\/tennisgrass1.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sports fans of Moseley were recoiling in horror today from the news that Chantry Road tennis club, our purest bastion of local sporting achievement, is at the centre of a performance enhancing drug row!<\/p>\n<p>This unsportsman-like turn of events began last week, when reports came in to the Eye offices that a cannabis plant (pictured)was being flagrantly grown in the front gardens of the clubhouse.<\/p>\n<p>An Eye reporter agreed to go undercover in the shady world of the tennis club, to find out what&#8217;s really going on, and nothing has been heard from him in over a week. Before he disappeared he managed to convey a brief report from a meeting of the club&#8217;s elders.<\/p>\n<p>This meeting was called to halt the slide of the club&#8217;s fortunes,and options being considered by the elders,other than drugs, were satanism, underground training camps for child tennis stars and solid-light holograms.<\/p>\n<p>A spokesman from the club, wearing a beanie hat and &#8220;Dreddy&#8221; hooded top was seen coming out of hip new hemp store &#8220;Mulatto&#8217;s Leaf&#8221; and said, in a rather bleary-eyed and confused fashion,&#8221;Uhh&#8230;I&#8217;m not really too sure what you mean. Um&#8230;could you maybe come back at about mid-day or so? That&#8217;s a much better time for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sports fans of Moseley were recoiling in horror today from the news that Chantry Road tennis club, our purest bastion of local sporting achievement, is at the centre of a performance enhancing drug row! This unsportsman-like turn of events began last week, when reports came in to the Eye offices that a cannabis plant (pictured)was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[22,63,77],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story","tag-chantry-road","tag-marijuana","tag-moseley-park"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-2u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}