{"id":147,"date":"2005-08-04T19:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/jack-bullet-2\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:57:00","slug":"jack-bullet-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Jack Bullet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/1600\/JBOutside.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6269\/1387\/320\/JBOutside.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t know why I came here&#8230;. I only knew that I had to get away. And fast. Old Willie wasn&#8217;t going to like me muscling in on his turf and I wasn&#8217;t about to wait around for his goons to show up and deep six me in a vat of cider. The trail had gone colder than yesterdays coffee and after watching Mr Sai get it with his own scientology booklets I was in the mood for nothing more than a cold bourbon and a hot bath. I didn&#8217;t figure I&#8217;d see either that night between the questions the Moseley Forum would have for me and the no-show from my dole cheque so I just got into my car and drove. I didn&#8217;t care where to, just outa here. Maybe there was a living to be made chasing husbands for houswives in Kings Heath. Maybe not. But I was sure as hell ready to give it a try\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t know why I came here&#8230;. I only knew that I had to get away. And fast. Old Willie wasn&#8217;t going to like me muscling in on his turf and I wasn&#8217;t about to wait around for his goons to show up and deep six me in a vat of cider. The trail had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jack-bullet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-2n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}