{"id":1347,"date":"2016-11-11T10:43:26","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T09:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=1347"},"modified":"2018-05-03T14:29:37","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T14:29:37","slug":"shock-sausage-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=1347","title":{"rendered":"Shock Sausage News"},"content":{"rendered":"

[et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.2.1″ background_image=”http:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/background_brain_bw.jpg” custom_padding=”0|0px|0|0px|false|false”][et_pb_row gutter_width=”1″ _builder_version=”3.2.1″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” use_custom_gutter=”on” custom_padding=”0|0px|0|0px|false|false”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_post_title meta=”off” featured_image=”off” _builder_version=”3.2.1″ background_color=”#efefef” custom_padding=”20px|20px||20px”][\/et_pb_post_title][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.2.1″ background_color=”#efefef” custom_padding=”|20px|20px|20px”]\"chilli\"<\/a>The Moseley Traders Association regret to announce that item two on next week’s meeting agenda, “Turning Meat Into Gold”, has had to be cancelled. \u00a0The take no prisoners\u00a0expose of the thriving Birmingham street food scene was set to reveal how anyone with a pound of sausages and some baps can literally print money. Unfortunately Simon Dunmore<\/a>, the inventor of hotdogs with mince, has been detained for nine years after accidentally importing a weight of MDMA from Holland.<\/p>\n

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The Chair of the Moseley Traders Association told us “This is very disappointing, as a fan of caravans, quality meat and MDMA I was keen to find out the secret to Simon’s success. Instead Mr Nima will once again explain to us how if you sell things that people want it just seems to work.”<\/p>\n

A spokesperson for the Prince of Wales said “Does anyone want to buy a caravan? Go on, twenty million quid and it’s yours. It smells of chips a bit but….. Please take it, Keith will only make us convert it into something outlandish like an opium den if it stays here.”<\/p>\n

Our only regret is that we never got round to trying those spicy sausages.
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The Moseley Traders Association regret to announce that item two on next week’s meeting agenda, “Turning Meat Into Gold”, has had to be cancelled. \u00a0The take no prisoners\u00a0expose of the thriving Birmingham street food scene was set to reveal how anyone with a pound of sausages and some baps can literally print money. Unfortunately Simon […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1346,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"

\"chilli\"<\/a>The Moseley Traders Association regret to announce that item two on next week's meeting agenda, \"Turning Meat Into Gold\", has had to be cancelled. \u00a0The take no prisoners\u00a0expose of the thriving Birmingham street food scene was set to reveal how anyone with a pound of sausages and some baps can literally print money. Unfortunately Simon Dunmore<\/a>, the inventor of hotdogs with mince, has been detained for nine years after accidentally importing a weight of MDMA from Holland.<\/p>

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The Chair of the Moseley Traders Association told us \"This is very disappointing, as a fan of caravans, quality meat and MDMA I was keen to find out the secret to Simon's success. Instead Mr Nima will once again explain to us how if you sell things that people want it just seems to work.\"<\/p>

A spokesperson for the Prince of Wales said \"Does anyone want to buy a caravan? Go on, twenty million quid and it's yours. It smells of chips a bit but..... Please take it, Keith will only make us convert it into something outlandish like an opium den if it stays here.\"<\/p>

Our only regret is that we never got round to trying those spicy sausages.<\/p>","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/chilli.jpg?fit=534%2C534&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-lJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1694,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions\/1694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}