{"id":1289,"date":"2016-02-10T12:14:54","date_gmt":"2016-02-10T11:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2018-05-03T14:41:41","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T14:41:41","slug":"revolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=1289","title":{"rendered":"Revolution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.2.1&#8243; background_image=&#8221;http:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/background_brain_bw.jpg&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;0|0px|0|0px|false|false&#8221;][et_pb_row gutter_width=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.2.1&#8243; background_size=&#8221;initial&#8221; background_position=&#8221;top_left&#8221; background_repeat=&#8221;repeat&#8221; use_custom_gutter=&#8221;on&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;0|0px|0|0px|false|false&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.0.47&#8243; parallax=&#8221;off&#8221; parallax_method=&#8221;on&#8221;][et_pb_post_title meta=&#8221;off&#8221; featured_image=&#8221;off&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.2.1&#8243; background_color=&#8221;#efefef&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;20px|20px||20px&#8221;][\/et_pb_post_title][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.2.1&#8243; background_color=&#8221;#efefef&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;|20px|20px|20px&#8221;]<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/lloyds.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1288\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1288\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/lloyds.jpg?resize=268%2C190\" alt=\"lloyds\" width=\"268\" height=\"190\" \/><\/a>They said it couldn&#8217;t be done but Moseley has at last dealt a fatal blow to global capitalism. With <a href=\"http:\/\/www.birminghammail.co.uk\/news\/midlands-news\/concern-lloyds-announces-last-bank-10848856\">Lloyd&#8217;s \u00a0Bank&#8217;s<\/a> announcement that it will be closing its doors for a final time in June we see the historic moment that we&#8217;ve rid our village of the pernicious taint of international finance. Corrupt banking institutions might have conspired to bring the world economy to its knees but they were no match for the collective will of Moseley residents.<\/p>\n<p>Much like\u00a0Christ driving the money lenders from the temple we&#8217;ve finally cleansed Moseley of the criminal influence that was clouding the minds of our children.<\/p>\n<p>The closure of Lloyds will undoubtedly mean that the building, on the corner of Alcester Road and Woodbridge Road, will be turned into an artists collective, or possible even a park.<\/p>\n<p>To celebrate this event we&#8217;re all heading down the pub later. 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