{"id":1126,"date":"2014-03-06T10:29:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T10:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2014-03-06T14:39:47","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T14:39:47","slug":"simple-containment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=1126","title":{"rendered":"Simple Containment"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"libdemcage\"<\/a>There is literally nothing that Moseley likes more than a local election. Actually there is nothing that Moseley likes more than a decent planning application but second to that it has to be a local election. Election 2014 will see Cllr Ernie Hendricks (LibDem) facing a tough fight if he is going to continue his rule over us, and it looks like he’s prepared to face down the opposition in a bizarre fashion.<\/p>\n

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Taking to the much read Moseley & Kings Heath FOCUS Cllr Hendricks set out his bold claim that nothing within the field of human endeavour can contain him, he told readers “Many of you know the lengths I go to in order to help the people of Moseley, my compassion is a matter of record. What people need to better understand is that I have the guile of the fox and the strength of ten thousand men. That’s why I issue this challenge to the Moseley & Kings Heath Labour party, bring forth your best engineers and construct a prison, use your best materials and see that holding me is as futile as catching the wind in your hand.<\/p>\n

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I shall burst out of your prison on election day and prove to the people of Moseley that a vote for me is a vote for action and not mere words.”<\/p>\n

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\"cage\"<\/a>Having risen to the challenge Cllrs Tricket and Straker-Welds are busily constructing \u00a0an elaborate stockade opposite the Meteor Ford site. Cllr Tricket \u00a0told us “Personally I welcome this opportunity to yet again point out the flaws in these outrageous Lib Dem claims. Only this weekend I was watching the amazing return to the big screen of Stallone and Schwarzenegger in Escape Plan<\/a>. There is now literally nothing we don’t know about incarceration. Nobody should underestimate Cllr Straker-Welds carpentry skills and we’re fully confident that there will be no escape from this crushing electoral defeat.”<\/p>\n

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Elections will take place later this year, probably May, or they might have moved this year, who knows? Cllr Ernie Hendricks is a great fan of the late David Blaine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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