{"id":108,"date":"2005-08-04T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/wise-men-spotted-in-moseley\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:29:00","slug":"wise-men-spotted-in-moseley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Wise Men Spotted in Moseley"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nShocked drivers stood in jaw-dropped amazement today as three blokes of what can only be described as, \u2018Oriental\u2019 appearance, shamelessly conducted a small herd of dromedaries across Moseley. Our resident translator claimed they uttered something about the \u201cChosen One\u201d, before heading off up St. Mary\u2019s Row.<\/p>\n

Eye Witnesses said that the men were looking a bit travel weary, but none-the-less seemed quite cheery considering. \u201cLet\u2019s face it,\u201d a Big Issue Salesperson said, \u201cyou\u2019ve gotta hand it to them. Either they\u2019ve nicked those fellas from a zoo, or they\u2019ve travelled a bleeding long way. I\u2018d read in this month\u2019s issue that camels are this year\u2019s dog-on-a-string. I\u2019m gonna get myself one just like them\u2026 humps an’ all.\u201d<\/p>\n

Moseley-based sayer of sooth Notmydaymiss is claiming that recent world events (such as the malicious closing of the Bert is Evil website) have been a clear indicator of an impending global, religious renaissance. \u201cIt\u2019s like rizlas man. They\u2019re made of paper.\u201d Leading psycho-babble experts claim that this means what we said, so you\u2019ll just have to go with us on this one, OK?<\/p>\n

Willy tried to make a statement to or reporter, but unfortunately we couldn\u2019t make a great deal of sense out of it. He claims that when he asked for some change they said, \u201cold, grrr, frankensens\u201d\u2026 beats us, but you\u2019ve got to give him points for trying.<\/p>\n

Interested observers later poured scorn on the possibility that this could be something to do with the Second Coming. A local priest told us \u201cNot a chance! We thought that that Haile-Bopp comet thingie might be it, but now\u2026 you\u2019re \u2018avin a laugh\u2026\u201d.
\nWe\u2019ll keep you posted on further developments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shocked drivers stood in jaw-dropped amazement today as three blokes of what can only be described as, \u2018Oriental\u2019 appearance, shamelessly conducted a small herd of dromedaries across Moseley. Our resident translator claimed they uttered something about the \u201cChosen One\u201d, before heading off up St. Mary\u2019s Row. Eye Witnesses said that the men were looking a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-1K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}