{"id":107,"date":"2005-08-04T19:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trite101.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/04\/earth-mother-in-anti-globalisation-rant-shocker\/"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T19:28:00","slug":"earth-mother-in-anti-globalisation-rant-shocker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"Earth mother in Anti-Globalisation Rant Shocker!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nGreen-toothed and hairy of armpit, Moseley denizen and erstwhile eco-corporate fuckpuppy Ineeda Newdyck bemused the parochial populous of Moseley with the shock release of anti-globalisation arse magic. In a new pamphlet, released on Monday – \u201cLook @ Our World Wide Wad!\u201d – Ms. Newdyck claims that we in the West are unaware of the exploitation occurring in the world\u2026 \u201cI\u2019ve been to sweet shops in the slightly less developed world than ours (but that is by no means to disempower the local population or disrespect their culture and invalidate their belief systems in any way), and what do I see. Kids as young as 4 buying sweets! Is there no morality left in the world? I blame Nestl\u00e9 – they make the world\u2019s finest confectionary in a bid to entice these helpless souls.\u201d<\/p>\n

Owner of the world famous multi-national condom manufacturer and sales outlets \u201cThe Noddy Shop\u201d, Ms.Newdyck is well versed in the exploitation of the world\u2019s indigenous peoples. Famously championing their cause, and introducing the Synthetic White Rhino Deluxe, Ms. Newdyck is known for baring the peachy arse of caring capitalism. \u201c5 mung beans and to cho-cho beads per prophylactic seems reasonable enough to me. After all, without me, these people were disenfranchised and skint! I don\u2019t see that my use of the global economy has anything to do with it. I care about the world. That\u2019s why I brought out doh-berry. That in itself is validation enough for my arguments. If you are going to be like that I\u2019m off. Got to go to Gap\u2122 to go and have a look at their new range of Nike\u2122 trainers.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ms. Newdyck \u2013 we salute you for your total hypocrisy in the face of all criticism. Of course, you don\u2019t count as a purveyor of finest globalisation, because you deal strictly in eco-dollars. Keep up the good work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Green-toothed and hairy of armpit, Moseley denizen and erstwhile eco-corporate fuckpuppy Ineeda Newdyck bemused the parochial populous of Moseley with the shock release of anti-globalisation arse magic. In a new pamphlet, released on Monday – \u201cLook @ Our World Wide Wad!\u201d – Ms. Newdyck claims that we in the West are unaware of the exploitation […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2okCM-1J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eyeonmoseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}