Pay Or You Go.

We’ve all walked through the park on a sunny day, past the crowds of ganja smoking youngsters, and upon seeing a squirrel or bird thought “Aaaaah.”. Indeed most of us would probably think that having an abundance of animal and bird life would be a...

Simon Say’s

Moseley. Moseley, Moseley, Moseley. What’s wrong with you? We’ve given you more pubs than you can shake a stick at. Different types of pubs, with different types of drink. Of varying strengths. We’ve given you a plentiful supply of outsiders (as...

Blood On The Streets

The continued tensions between the Sandford Road Massive and the Chantry Road Mafia recently resulted in more violence in central Moseley. The two groups have harboured mutual resentment since early April when the Sandford Road Massive began tearing up and down...

Mr Nima Set To Go Critical

Reports have recently begun to arrive that our friendly local delicatessen has an unlikely crisis brewing. As everyone knows, Mr Nima is a model of efficiency and good manners. There is a reason for this. The original Mr. Nima was replaced in 1992 after he...

Local Man Falls Into Hole And Is Blown Up

A resident of the Sandford Rd. massive was left dead today, after he fell into a hole and was blown up. It is believed the man fell through a hole in in his kitchen floor, onto a butterfly mine. Relatives found his body in the hallway, kitchen and dining room. Police...