Tread Not Here Or Feel Real Fear!

Anonymous labourers are digging themselves a hole that they will be very lucky to get out of in Moseley Park. These foolish workmen are at work on an as yet unidentified project in a spooky, dis-used corner of the Park. What they don’t know yet is that the area...

New Sainsbury’s ‘Local’ Store To Wreck Village Life

In an amazing U-turn the Chantry Road Chattering Classes have decided to welcome, with open arms, yet another corporate development in Moseley village. Moseley’s Community Development Trust has also decided to endorse the opening of the Sainsbury’s...

Simon Say’s

Guess what I saw the other day. Go on, guess. A lovely big jay. I think it was a jay anyway. Lovely blue tail. I don’t know if I was more pleased about seeing that little fella, or about those cheeky squirrels who scamper about in my rooftop garden, with little...

Mr Nima Set To Go Critical

Reports have recently begun to arrive that our friendly local delicatessen has an unlikely crisis brewing. As everyone knows, Mr Nima is a model of efficiency and good manners. There is a reason for this. The original Mr. Nima was replaced in 1992 after he...