by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The sound of wood on leather is a common sound around the leafy suburbs of Moseley during midsummer. Unusually last month it wasn’t the typical sound of the Moseley cricket club but the dawn chorus of the local police kicking peoples doors in. The Police...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The sickening crash of broken glass woke Moseley last week after an unprovoked attack on a local restaurant. The Bistro Lyonnaise, had it’s front window smashed in a reprisal attack from a previously unknown organisation that appears to campaign for the release...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
A baffling phenomenon has left Moseley’s leading scientist’s reeling. Every Thursday, just as dusk falls, an eerie pounding echoes though the streets of Moseley, striking fear into the hearts of residents. Many theories have been put forward as to the...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Local residents gasped with delight earlier today when Moseley police unveiled their latest weapon against crime. A seven foot tall mechanised warrior. A representative of the Police said “Crime is spiraling out of control in this area, what with people begging...
