Kings Heath “Could Have Bomb in Weeks!”

Moseley security analysts were placed on high alert today after it came to light that the bulletheads of Kings Heath could have a bomb in a matter of weeks. It’s official guys; we’re on defcon 2! A leaked report from the highest echelons of the emergency...

New Sainsbury’s ‘Local’ Store To Wreck Village Life

In an amazing U-turn the Chantry Road Chattering Classes have decided to welcome, with open arms, yet another corporate development in Moseley village. Moseley’s Community Development Trust has also decided to endorse the opening of the Sainsbury’s...

Simon Say’s

Sorry about the extended absence. You can consider it a sabbatical, as I’ve been absorbed in my new work. A column for Eye on Kings Heath. Understandably as readers of Eye On Moseley, you will more than likely never have heard of Eye On Kings Heath. Those of you who...

Moseley “not as shit as first thought”

Researchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that “Moseley (is) a bit shit” after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima’s...

Surely this is madness?

The famous community spirit of Moseley Village, thought by many to be under threat for some time, is to be given a boost under recent innovations proposal by Moseley Forum. In response to the unwelcome tide of scruffy, pub-going, non-Moseleyites, the forum is...