Mullaney’s Quest

Councillor Martin Mullaney took justice to the streets this week, lending new energy to the greatest threat to public order since the time when there was a bit of a fight on the village green. In a bold, unprecedented and quite, quite bizarre move, Councillor Mullaney...

Go To The Top Of The Class

Staff and pupils of King David School Moseley were agog this week with news that Liberal Democrat candidate Martin Mullaney was the surprise winner of Class 5’s art competition. Mullaney’s interpretation of what he called, “my friend John” demonstrated an uncanny...

Missing : Ken Hardeman

Ken was last seen around election time, or rather, that was when he was last supposed to have been seen. He is a shy man, forthcoming only when he steals ideas from other local politicians. He was elected as Conservative councillor for Moseley, but the shock of this...

A Prince Of Males?

The Prince of Wales has long been known as “the” pub in Moseley to discuss child protection issues but recently they began a radical overhaul in order to attract the younger clientele. Little did they know what dark secrets they were about to uncover. As...

Appetite For Destruction

Terror hit the West Midlands last night as Moseley was shaken to it’s very core by a devastating earthquake. Many residents sat bolt upright in bed and said things like “What was that?” as they were gripped by the phenomenon that is already been...