by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley was brought to it’s knees weeping after the release of a classified Birmingham University paper that claimed Moseley is in fact “a bit shit”. The Sociology department had been commissioned to write a report on Economic Growth within the West...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Normal folk were horrified to learn today that right on their very doorsteps, lurks a charnel house of evil. This brick edifice of doom lies near the hinter land of King’s Heath, in full view of children, young mothers and the elderly, few of whom can suspect...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Simon Says
I was born and raised in Moseley. I shop, eat, and spend my leisure time locally. Like many Moseleyites, what attracted me, (and many of you I’m sure, dear reader) was it’s steadfast rurality in the heart of urban Birmingham. Where else can you see the...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Chaos ensued this morning as shocked local residents peered out of their windows to find that roads in Moseley are suddenly going the wrong way…Commuters trying to get to King’s Heath found themselves in the badlands of the city centre, and those trying to...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
A diplomatic storm was a brewin’ last week after shock stories of kidnapping and deceit emerged. Kings Heath residents claim that individuals in Moseley have been stealing their scientists. The diabolical human trade was uncovered when Birmingham University...
