Food Fraud Terror Shock

Worrying allegations of shady electoral practices abound round Moseley with the recent announcement that The Village serves the finest food “in the area”. Anyone who has ever eaten there would be shocked to their very marrow by this, clearly, baseless...

Little House On The Prairie

With the advent of the new Alcohol Free Zone in downtown Moseley we are all set to lead more fulfilling lives (if a little more sober). Though this irresponsible legislation could have spelt doom for everyones favourite streetdrinker. Willie has been quitely drunk on...

Put the Kettle on There’s a Lobster

The sickening crash of broken glass woke Moseley last week after an unprovoked attack on a local restaurant. The Bistro Lyonnaise, had it’s front window smashed in a reprisal attack from a previously unknown organisation that appears to campaign for the release...