Simon Say’s

Sorry about the extended absence. You can consider it a sabbatical, as I’ve been absorbed in my new work. A column for Eye on Kings Heath. Understandably as readers of Eye On Moseley, you will more than likely never have heard of Eye On Kings Heath. Those of you who...

Power Lines Redrawn

Every few months Eye on Moseley gathers together the finest minds in a vain attempt to finally solve the thorny problem of who is the most powerful person in Moseley. After weeks of deliberation and mountains of submissions from the community we can finally reveal the...

Calling Dr. Jones

The notorious Labour MP Dr Lynne Jones recently baffled Moseley shoppers with her hard-line anti-war stance. The outspoken MP has courted controversy in Westminster by being one of only eleven Labour MP’s to vote against Prime Minister Blair’s carpet bombing of...

White Lines – Don’t do it.

Moseley residents woke in a state of disarray today to find that someone had stolen the sacred white lines of Moseley. In a random act of vandalism, some thoughtless fool had pilfered said lines leading to what can only be described as “traffic chaos”. The...

St. Martin of Mullaney

In a desperate bid to gain more credence with young people, the Catholic Church last week announced a radical restructuring of services. It has long realised that it’s outmoded reliance on intransigent dogma was not exactly “happening”, and in an...