Hustings: The Big One

Hustings: The Big One

Another week and another hustings. This time it was the General Election hustings. That means these are people applying for a proper job with sixty seven grand a year, a four day week and a posh flat in London. You would think that given the stakes being so high AND...

Hustings Hustings Hustings

Hustings Hustings Hustings

Hustings are that perfect moment in an election where bland questions violently clash with people pretending to be interested. In a bit of a change from recent trends it looked like numbers were a bit down on previous years, probably because people were scared to...

King of the Swingers

King of the Swingers

Exciting times are ahead of us as St Mary's Church announces that it's been given significant amounts of Lottery cash to build Birmingham's very first sex park. The Church grounds have long been associated with public displays of affection so it seemed only natural to...

WINNERS

WINNERS

You'd think that Moseley was more than accustomed to winning ways after knocking back Britain in Bloom trophies like they were sweet heroin but in the last few days there has been a definite feeling that we are finally alive. That's because we've won something. We're...

Green Light For Growth

Green Light For Growth

With a general election just around the corner it's little wonder that all political parties are suddenly finding vast  amounts of cash to get you to vote for them. What has come as a surprise to most people is that Moseley is at the centre of the UK's white hot...

Swansong

Swansong

Moseley Park and Pool have this week launched an investigation after it has become clear to park visitors that the new swan isn't functioning as expected. It was hoped that the addition of a black swan would be a symbol of Moseley's rich history of tolerance and...

M&S Moods

M&S Moods

The news that Marks & Spencer are submitting a planning application to re-develop the Meteor Ford site has once again galvanised the people of Moseley to action. The future use of the site has been the single biggest issue to affect Moseley in almost a decade....

All That Glitters

All That Glitters

With the news that Moseley In Bloom has once again won gold in the Urban Village With An M In The Name category (we really don't know what the category is) it looks like we'll be looking for a new challenge. This is the seventh time that Moseley in Bloom have scooped...

Subway Dilemma

Subway Dilemma

Panic has begun to set into Moseley as Subway remains closed for a third week. What began as an innocuous refurbishment has now taken on the guise of something entirely more sinister as Moseley residents have been denied access to that fresh Subway taste for over...