by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Anyone who’s anyone is talking about the crazy street fair on Saturday, organised and run, as you know, by Eye On Moseley with help from “the team” at the Green Party. The event was a huge success…apart from starting an hour and a quarter...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Jack Bullet
I woke with that kind of swimmy feeling you get when the marghueritas come quicker than a tenth grader in a bordello. Somehow, I knew that I was in Kings Heath. I could taste something vile in the back of my throat; Kebab residue maybe or Kababish residue, it...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Terror hit the West Midlands last night as Moseley was shaken to it’s very core by a devastating earthquake. Many residents sat bolt upright in bed and said things like “What was that?” as they were gripped by the phenomenon that is already been...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Many residents of Moseley will be pleased to hear that the very first (and hopefully annual) Moseley Dog Fight was a roaring success and raised nearly £200 for sick kiddies. The brainchild of the Moseley Society had initially been met with a great deal of scepticism...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Moseley security analysts were placed on high alert today after it came to light that the bulletheads of Kings Heath could have a bomb in a matter of weeks. It’s official guys; we’re on defcon 2! A leaked report from the highest echelons of the emergency...
