by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The perennial problem of how to prevent unwanted visitors to Moseley now seems to have been resolved. The initial plan to make Moseley generally unattractive through banning fun and stopping businesses opening appears to have been largely unsuccessful. A simpler...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The Prince of Wales has long been known as “the” pub in Moseley to discuss child protection issues but recently they began a radical overhaul in order to attract the younger clientele. Little did they know what dark secrets they were about to uncover. As...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
As the world marches inexorably towards war Moseley has been at the forefront of the international protest. Whilst many believe that opposing the destruction of the middle east is a moral stance it now appears that our actions have damned us in the eyes of our God....
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
With crime rocketing out of control in Moseley it appears that a drastic solution is called for. Some may consider public hanging is a little too drastic but it is undeniable that the rotting corpse of a young criminal suspended thirty feet above Moseley High Street...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Every pub needs a gimick. The Goose has scum that fight for money, the Elizabeth of York has a crap sculpture and useless staff. In order to maintain it’s prestigous position as the only pub in Moseley that doesn’t look like it came out of a box, Pat...
