Go To The Top Of The Class

Staff and pupils of King David School Moseley were agog this week with news that Liberal Democrat candidate Martin Mullaney was the surprise winner of Class 5’s art competition. Mullaney’s interpretation of what he called, “my friend John” demonstrated an uncanny...

Scorched Earth

When 8 Till Late burnt to the ground many thought it was the result of a typically ham-fisted insurance job or at the very least a strange fridge fire. When Fire Investigation Officers began to sort through the remnants of poor quality porn that littered the crime...

Missing : Ken Hardeman

Ken was last seen around election time, or rather, that was when he was last supposed to have been seen. He is a shy man, forthcoming only when he steals ideas from other local politicians. He was elected as Conservative councillor for Moseley, but the shock of this...

The Salmonellasbury?

If, like us, you have nothing better to do than make up rubbish about Birmingham suburbs, you’ll probably be wondering why “The Hogshead” has all of a sudden become “The Salisbury”, plastered in the sort of garish signs you would normally...

Alcohol Free Gnome

One of Moseley’s more surreal episodes came to fruition yesterday with the final implementation of the Moseley Alcohol Free Gnome. Although the legislation was not exactly what had originally been intended it will certainly make a contribution to the national debate...