by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The despicable practice of racing old gentlemen down the Alcester Road now appears to have reached epidemic proportions. Every morning hordes of the elderly can be seen puffing their way down the hill, each striving to have the accolade of the first to Select and...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Since the dawn of time, scientists, philosophers and other boffins have puzzled over the mysteries of the universe in pursuit of the answer to the ultimate question… why are we here? Now, a local man claims to have found the answer, possibly. By applying a secret...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
Worrying allegations of shady electoral practices abound round Moseley with the recent announcement that The Village serves the finest food “in the area”. Anyone who has ever eaten there would be shocked to their very marrow by this, clearly, baseless...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
William “Willy” Geoghan was found dead yesterday by a friend at an address on Park Hill. His body is currently at the Coroner’s Office, awaiting official identification. “Willy” or “Old Bill” as he was known locally had been...
by admin | Aug 4, 2005 | Story
The sight of two people beating seven shades of shit out of each other is not unusual in the Prince of Wales but it appears the ritual violence is about to take a more organised form. A new move by the landlord is likely to see the institution of the worlds premier...
