Jack Bullet

For most people Christmas was a time for rejoicing, a time to swap presents with their loved ones and bask in the warm glow of togetherness. For me Christmas was a time to sneak into Moseley and see if I could find a lead on the missing Jade Chopsticks without falling...

Simon Say’s

I’m back. Did you miss me? No? I didn’t think so. If it’s any consolation I haven’t missed you either. But now that Big Brother’s finished, I’ve got nothing to talk about with people anymore. Nothing to distract my mind from those...

Moseley Mexicans Kidnapped By Regenerative Pirates!

Observant Mosele-ians may have noticed that our only Mexican restaurant has been shut down. Those who investigated closely may have thought that the business had been foreclosed against because they weren’t making any money because they made over-priced food that was...

Intelligent Life “Outside Moseley” Shocker!

Prominent xenobiologist, Professor Michael Hawes, shocked Moseley today with the announcement that there could indeed by intelligent life outside Moseley. In what could be a career-threatening move, Professor Howes has published a paper in the Moseley Journal of...

We Are The Law

Moseley residents finally have cause for celebration, with a new era of right and justice taking the form of the much-heralded Moseley Street Wardens. In these days of spiralling street crime, mountains of litter and wanton street drinking, central Moseley was fast...