Prisoners Of Fate

It is now sixty four days since a party of Accountants were nailed into the Lime and Chilli House and Police are becoming increasingly concerned for their well being. This cruel act was apparently perpetrated by a large gang of kids in yet another example of Big...

Tread Not Here Or Feel Real Fear!

Anonymous labourers are digging themselves a hole that they will be very lucky to get out of in Moseley Park. These foolish workmen are at work on an as yet unidentified project in a spooky, dis-used corner of the Park. What they don’t know yet is that the area...

The Leafy Streets of Moseley

Summer always brings a wacky care free spirit to the streets of Moseley and this summer looks set to be no different from all the others. In these heady days Moseley residents seem to lose their minds in ever more original ways. Be it beating up a random stranger...

Power Lines Redrawn

Every few months Eye on Moseley gathers together the finest minds in a vain attempt to finally solve the thorny problem of who is the most powerful person in Moseley. After weeks of deliberation and mountains of submissions from the community we can finally reveal the...

Double Vision

Passengers on the 50 bus were rooted to their seats last week when Moseley opticians “Eye Society” unveiled it’s latest crazy marketing strategy. Renowned locally for it’s cheeky name and contempt for mainstream opticians, it boldly opened a...