William “Willy” Geoghan – R.I.P

William “Willy” Geoghan was found dead yesterday by a friend at an address on Park Hill. His body is currently at the Coroner’s Office, awaiting official identification. “Willy” or “Old Bill” as he was known locally had been...

Little House On The Prairie

With the advent of the new Alcohol Free Zone in downtown Moseley we are all set to lead more fulfilling lives (if a little more sober). Though this irresponsible legislation could have spelt doom for everyones favourite streetdrinker. Willie has been quitely drunk on...

American Tourists in Moseley/Molesey confusion.

Scenes reminiscent of Vietnam came to Moseley this week when a large group of confused Americans ended up in the wrong place, once more. Bedecked in Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts, these camera-toting freaks wandered round our tranquil country village on the hunt...

Parisian Walkways

Moseley long compared with some of the great cities of the world has made a bid to usurp Paris as a recognised centre of culture. The impromptu cafe culture that has developed on the streets of Moseley has brought an exciting new “cosmopolitan” attitude to...

Electric Cool-Aid Cider Test

Local residents have once again been appalled by yet anther case of cider spiking. This cruel practice has become endemic in Moseley Village of recent times and is believed to be the work of some particularly vicious school children. The children leave bottles of...