Moseley’s Favourite Wanking Hole

Everyone knows that Moseley is the friendliest place in Birmingham. And local residents are proving just how friendly they can be by going that extra mile for our homeless chums. A local doorway belonging to some of our more upstanding citizens, which has long been a...

The Bastards!!

As your local news source, updated minute by minute, we try our best to shield you, the inhabitants of our fair community, from the evils of this modern world. We at the Eye humbly consider ourselves to be the Gandalfs to your hobbit… and as such we feel it...

Gaarrgghhrmmrrghh M.A

A recent news story in the Eye highlighted the increasing inability of street drinkers to perform their limited duties correctly. The article pointed out, using the awesome power of statistics, that Moseley’s favourite sentient piss posts were slurring less,...

Gaarrgghhmmrrghh…

The standard of street-drinking has slipped to an all time low in Moseley recently. Our resident alcoholics are looking less like your average wino, and more and more dapper, becoming more lucid than ever. Gone are the days of bus-stopping, fist-waving, red-faced...

Moseley Struck by Strong Pound

Inflation has struck Moseley in the last week and left the High Street looking like a scene from 1920’s Germany. The first indications that the Moseley fiscal policy is out of control were noticed when the new edition of “B13 Magazine” hit the...