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Scorched Earth

When 8 Till Late burnt to the ground many thought it was the result of a typically ham-fisted insurance job or at the very least a strange fridge fire. When Fire Investigation Officers began to sort through the remnants of poor quality porn that littered the crime scene they were chilled to discover a slightly [...]

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Moseley Almost Top of the League Shocker

Whilst an open top bus parading through the centre of Moseley might still be the stuff of fantasy, Moseley Town F.C’s second succesive win means Moseley is once again on Birmingham’s sporting map. Moseley Town’s glorious cup win against Queslet FC means some silverware is almost certainly assured this season, at least for the coffers [...]

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Resistance Is Futile

When much loved community policeperson Sergeant Tracey Packham decided to move on to the Operations Centre at Belgrave Road, Woodbridge Road saw the opportunity to finally clamp down on crime in Moseley. As all local residents know crime is running out of control in downtown Moseley. With daily shootings and gangs of crack whores roaming [...]

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Researchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that “Moseley (is) a bit shit” after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima’s Delicatessen, thought to have been caused by panic buying and stockpiling by high society Moseleyites. An [...]

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Moseley Power Top 10

As Moseley once again becomes a bizarre mixture of TV stars and criminals a person of class and distinction is called for to lead us into the new year. That’s why Eye on Moseley is once again proud to announce the results of the “Most Powerful Person In Moseley” awards. Our select panel of judges [...]

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