Moseley: A History of Words

Moseley: A History of Words

Like all of us, you have a fascination with the olden days don’t you? You want to know what Moseley was like was before you were born, you want to hear about when it was “better”. So do we, so we decided to ask the only person that truly remembers...
Smokey Says…

Smokey Says…

We miss Smokey’s. We miss the much loved shed where you could get a sausage cooked to perfection, you could read The Star with impunity and invariably there was a hungover builder boasting of how many grams of toot he’d  managed to hoover up on a Tuesday...

It’s a Ho Down

Until the more reactionary elements of our village took control Moseley was known for its vibrant prostitutes. In a calculated attempt at gentrification we ran them out of town and forced them to develop local revenue streams in Balsall Heath and even Sparkbrook. In...

Moseley Doomed (Official)

As the world marches inexorably towards war Moseley has been at the forefront of the international protest. Whilst many believe that opposing the destruction of the middle east is a moral stance it now appears that our actions have damned us in the eyes of our God....

Façade Retention Company Suffers Prolapse

The company recently contracted to demolish the old Moseley Dance Centre, whilst retaining its Edwardian façade has overrun its mandate in a manner that spells doom for the quaint turn of the century atmosphere for which Moseley village has become so popular in recent...