World’s Tiniest Park Unvieled

If Moseley wasn’t happy enough having one park that its residents aren’t allowed in then this weekend saw a big fat dose of joy. We are now the proud owners of, officially, the smallest park in the world. Weighing in at roughly the size of a leaf or maybe...

Duck and Cover

Not wishing to be left out by the hype and panic surrounding so called Bird Flu the Moseley Park and Pool Committee have come up with a novel Easter treat for the boys and girls of Moseley. On Easter Sunday all parents are encouraged to bring their children to the...

Pay Or You Go.

We’ve all walked through the park on a sunny day, past the crowds of ganja smoking youngsters, and upon seeing a squirrel or bird thought “Aaaaah.”. Indeed most of us would probably think that having an abundance of animal and bird life would be a...

Tread Not Here Or Feel Real Fear!

Anonymous labourers are digging themselves a hole that they will be very lucky to get out of in Moseley Park. These foolish workmen are at work on an as yet unidentified project in a spooky, dis-used corner of the Park. What they don’t know yet is that the area...

Kings Heath “Could Have Bomb in Weeks!”

Moseley security analysts were placed on high alert today after it came to light that the bulletheads of Kings Heath could have a bomb in a matter of weeks. It’s official guys; we’re on defcon 2! A leaked report from the highest echelons of the emergency...