B13.org.uk Forum Moseley on TwitterPosted in Story on Feb 20th, 2009
The news that the popular Digbeth pub, the Rainbow could be forced to shut its doors forever was greeted yesterday with typical liberal hand-wringing. Whilst most people think the closure results form the parochial actions of a sonically challenged buffoon, our investigations have proved otherwise. It has long been known that the ascendancy of Digbeth [...]
Posted in Story on Apr 25th, 2006
With election fever gripping Moseley like an angry parents hands round a child’s throat it was inevitable that matters should eventually lurch into the surreal. Preposterous rumours of marauding gangs of skinhead bikers, er marauding, has provoked the Moseley Forum to rethink it’s security arrangements for tonights hustings. The Moseley Forum recently took a principled [...]
Posted in Story on Aug 5th, 2005
An unseemly row seems to have broken out between the residents of Kings Heath, Moseley and Balsall Heath as a result of the recent opening of the “Corridor of Death” (please note nobody actually died). Residents of the various areas are up in arms concerning who actually suffered the most damage. The Moseley Forum shouted [...]
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
The despicable practice of racing old gentlemen down the Alcester Road now appears to have reached epidemic proportions. Every morning hordes of the elderly can be seen puffing their way down the hill, each striving to have the accolade of the first to Select and Save. The horrifying consequence of this unseemly behaviour is that [...]
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
The perennial problem of how to prevent unwanted visitors to Moseley now seems to have been resolved. The initial plan to make Moseley generally unattractive through banning fun and stopping businesses opening appears to have been largely unsuccessful. A simpler solution was needed. The finest brains of Moseley have been working on a more imaginative [...]
