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Jailbreak

In 1976 Phil Lynott told us “Tonight there’s gonna be jailbreak”. Little did residents of Moseley know that only 33 years later this prophecy would come all too shockingly true. Although details of Thursday’s daring prisoner escape are still a little bit patchy it would appear that hardened criminals decided to release themselves in downtown Moseley. [...]

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Lights, Camera, Action

There was dancing in the streets when the Moseley Ward Committee announced it was going to allocate vast amounts of its considerable funds to providing us with an integrated CCTV system. On hearing the news some residents stated that even before the cameras have been installed they feel as much as 16% safer than they [...]

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Sounds Of Summer

The sound of wood on leather is a common sound around the leafy suburbs of Moseley during midsummer. Unusually last month it wasn’t the typical sound of the Moseley cricket club but the dawn chorus of the local police kicking peoples doors in. The Police launched their largest ever operation in Moseley and Balsall Heath [...]

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Moseley Not as Hard as it Used to Be

Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style groups and a rigorous policy of shop lifting. One local criminal who [...]

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