The Weather Girls might well have thought that it was Raining Men but according to local gynaecologists it looks like Moseley is set for a bit of a Baby Shower. The recent record escalation in Moseley pregnancies has lead some quarters to call for drastic action. Whilst imposing some sort of Chinese style one child [...]
Chantry Road Menace Club!
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
Sports fans of Moseley were recoiling in horror today from the news that Chantry Road tennis club, our purest bastion of local sporting achievement, is at the centre of a performance enhancing drug row! This unsportsman-like turn of events began last week, when reports came in to the Eye offices that a cannabis plant (pictured)was [...]
New Sainsbury’s ‘Local’ Store To Wreck Village Life
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
In an amazing U-turn the Chantry Road Chattering Classes have decided to welcome, with open arms, yet another corporate development in Moseley village. Moseley’s Community Development Trust has also decided to endorse the opening of the Sainsbury’s ‘local’ superstore, which many think will play a central role in the corporate takeover of Moseley. This U-turn [...]
A Pint In The Park?
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
Do you want to drink heavily in the park? Well thanks to a shock decision by the Moseley Park and Pool committee you can. The committee has finally realised that Moseley runs on pubs and so called “good times” and as a result has decided to install a tiny pub in the centre of the [...]
Boringham 13?
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
When B13 Magazine editor, Neil Hillman, found it hard to get local residents to look at his organ, he was left with a tricky choice. The alternatives were obviously more cracking stories about people’s gardens or a direct attack on two local residents. The unfortunate local residents had made the fatal mistake of criticising the [...]


