Eye On Moseley would like to announce the results of the “Most Powerful Person In Moseley” competition. After weeks of bitter consultation and not a few arguments we have managed to make a shortlist of the ten most powerful people in Moseley.
Elaine “Pat” Kavanagh
Jan “Fighting” Cocks
Mr Sai News
Nikki “Victoria” Wines
Pete The Feet
The Bloke Who Owns Little Italy & Momas
These people were then marked by our panel of experts in four distinct areas of their lives: -
Recognised Acts Of Human Kindness
How Contemporary They Are
The results were shocking and yet predictable. Nikki Burton was the clear winner, having scored highly in every category, showing us all that the powerful do not have to be malicious as well.
A few words should also be said on behalf of the other competitors. Willie did make a late run by getting his haircut and getting a new hat but at the end of the day the panel felt he was not giving enough.
Bouix had scored well in the first round of voting but points were inevitably deducted after his ritual slaughter of Space Oddity at Pat Kavanagh’s open mike night.
Moseley newcomer Mr Sai did exceptionally well and showed himself to be the one to watch in the future.
We’d like all our readers to remember that these people are our betters and as such should be accorded the respect their power confers on them.
If you have suggestions of others that are powerful within Moseley village please let us know. We’ll be only too happy to steal your ideas or laugh openly at them.