Telephone Exchange

Many people in Moseley have always believed that the Council hates us and many ways it is probably true. Yesterdays announcement by the Highways Department that at last the A449 was going to be re-routed through the centre of Moseley brought a general whoop of joy....

Twist and Shout

An unseemly row seems to have broken out between the residents of Kings Heath, Moseley and Balsall Heath as a result of the recent opening of the “Corridor of Death” (please note nobody actually died). Residents of the various areas are up in arms...

Alcohol Free Gnome

One of Moseley’s more surreal episodes came to fruition yesterday with the final implementation of the Moseley Alcohol Free Gnome. Although the legislation was not exactly what had originally been intended it will certainly make a contribution to the national debate...

Local Girl Thwarts Terrorist Menace

Moseley residents have known for many years that going into Birmingham on a Saturday night is a dangerous course of action, but you don’t usually expect to get blown up by some sort of bomb. A local girl, who’s identity must be protected for National Security...

Blood On The Streets

The continued tensions between the Sandford Road Massive and the Chantry Road Mafia recently resulted in more violence in central Moseley. The two groups have harboured mutual resentment since early April when the Sandford Road Massive began tearing up and down...