Tits Amazing

Moseley was once again rocked to it’s very core by the news that a new fully functioning Lap Dancing club was about to open. The news came as a bolt from the blue to normally conservative Moseley and provoked angry mutterings and hissy fits all round. The club was...

Communication Breakdown

In this time of growing world tension, the Moseley Society has been forced to take what can only be called, “drastic action”. We have received classified information that the shadowy paramilitary wing of the Moseley Society has, once again, been called...

We Don’t Want Your Money

With a dramatic fanfare of apathy the new Lidl Superstore opened it’s doors this month. With it’s dramatic selection of european food it expects to dominate the diets of all Balsall Heath and Moseley residents within the next three months. But it’s...

The Drums…They’ve Stopped…

Our regular readers will remember an article describing the supernatural sound of drums, that permeated the air of our quiet, local high street, every Thursday night. Although for many of us these sounds were un-nerving, I believe that none of us ever felt threatened...

Road Kill

In a scene reminiscent of the seminal 70’s film “Convoy” Moseley was plunged into traffic chaos over the Easter weekend. A lorry pursued by the police was only brought to a halt after the intervention of a civically minded resident. The driver,...