B13.org.uk Forum Moseley on TwitterPosted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
The despicable practice of racing old gentlemen down the Alcester Road now appears to have reached epidemic proportions. Every morning hordes of the elderly can be seen puffing their way down the hill, each striving to have the accolade of the first to Select and Save. The horrifying consequence of this unseemly behaviour is that [...]
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
The increasing problem of homelessness is a concern for residents of Moseley and demands a radical solution. A recent meeting of the plethora of forums and societies that make up Moseley Village seem to have finally found a solution. The solution, uncovered by Eye on Moseley, was hidden in an obscure item on the agenda [...]
A Moseley wide manhunt began last week after, local celebrity and children’s favourite, Noddy went missing from Kwik Save. The little bloke was last seen tooling it down Alcester Road forcing pedestrians and beggars to run for their lives. A traumatised pensioner told us “He was like a maniac, he just laughed and laughed and [...]
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
Last Friday saw a stampede of hungry people racing through the centre of Moseley after unconfirmed rumours that the Evergreen Chinese takeaway were selling nice food. A local man told us “I was a bit hammered and I thought I’d get some food. Whenever I go in the Evergreen I only get chips ’cause well [...]
Posted in Story on Aug 4th, 2005
In our first major coup as a shambolic, irrelevant but deeply local news service, we can reveal that the local economy will receive a massive, unexpected boost from a controversial source…the Germans. In an eerie continuation of the Eye’s (and Eye’s subscribers) penchant for all things German, we can reveal that a big screen remake [...]
