Last Friday saw a stampede of hungry people racing through the centre of Moseley after unconfirmed rumours that the Evergreen Chinese takeaway were selling nice food. A local man told us “I was a bit hammered and I thought I’d get some food. Whenever I go in the Evergreen I only get chips ’cause well you can’t get them wrong can you? Anyway I don’t know what came over me but I really fancied some Chop Suey, so I got some and it was like, really nice. It sort of tasted Chinese. I’d always thought Chinese food was covered in grease and salt but apparently not.”
This shock revelation has seen massive queues forming on Alcester Road in the fear that this culinary improvement might only be a temporary change. The situation has also caused consternation on Woodbridge Road where the Royal Naweed curry house has realised they too might have to start producing edible food.