A recent news story in the Eye highlighted the increasing inability of street drinkers to perform their limited duties correctly. The article pointed out, using the awesome power of statistics, that Moseley’s favourite sentient piss posts were slurring less, smelling better and generally failing to live up to their contractual obligations with the City Council. In order to halt the moral slide of our alchy friend, talks have been held with the aid of translator, Sir William of Fanshaw (Lord of Moseley Bog), and an amicable agreement has been reached. The City Council have responded to the street drinkers accusation’s of “…short sightedness…an inability to see the big picture” by instituting a new M.A course at Ice Cube Technical College, Highgate entitled “Alcohol: Ad-Hoc, Al-Fresco and Al-Dente”. Course lecturer and veteran fan.

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