You may have noticed last month, a few ‘references’ to Zen Health drinks. Well, this month, we are proud to put you out of your collective misery and reveal all about these bizarre potions.
Zen Research Laboratories (ZRL) today announced the discovery of an organic “cure-all”. Below is an interview with a spokeswoman…
ZRL: “The discovery was made whilst one of our scientists was on the khazi. She discovered that the imbibing of bodily fluids aids in the repelling of bacteria and other undesirables.”
Eye: “What, you mean she decided to drink her own piss?”
ZRL: “Well, I wouldn’t have put it quite so coursely.”
Eye: “Yeah, but you can’t deny that she was partaking of her own golden waters…”
ZRL: “Well, er, no…”
Eye: “I’m not fucking surprised nothing’ll go near her.”
ZRL: “It’s not so bad really. Would you like to try some?”
Eye: “No”
Yet again, another piece of expert journalism by the Eye.